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Youre listening to LPSOUL at 103.5 FM and your hosts tonite are fatha Red
Demon and divine styler trivial. Working the one and two's are yours trully
Sweet mortimer Tee. Ill Give the tables to the Resident Dj Ramon next hour
so... Uhm we have the shit going on already so If you just tuned in, You can
call us on +1-555-lpsoul for shout outs and uhm... we got a caller on line 3,
treesha from brooklyn, what are you up to tonight?
treesha: Just chillin' listening to LPSOUL and you guys are just so
great, i mean. uhm like, WE mean you are the best. My friend
jennipha is here with me
fatha rad: Aight thank you, Treesha and jenny representin' brooklyn! So
you have a request?
treesha: Yeah, uhm play some Biggie smalls for me and my girlfriends!
Fatha red: No problem, baby, you want to dedicate it to someone
special?
treesha: AIHHHHH yeah id like to dedicate it to my mom and pa' and my
friend monica and to Axeblade, you are sooooo cute!
Fatha Red: Aight, Treesha from brooklyn, this one goes out to Axeblade,
who will pop by in the studio later on tonite. Right now
he's in boogie down A-Town and signing some papers But hell
pop by later on. Me and Trividinial will now let Sweet Daddy
Tee work the 1 & 2 and have him to play your request.
Triv: all in effect!
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Aight Aight Aight, Youre listening to Daddy dolbee, Always True,
"unbelieveble" Notorious B.I.G. rest in peace, For Axeblade from treesha
Brooklyn... We have a show here tonight at LPSOUL 103.5 FM Live and Direct
from the Ascii Lounge here... If youre up to it, drop in at #ascii and say
hello, me and fatha red demon and daddy tee on the one and two will be
delivering the bombs all night long. Call us on +1-555-lpsoul. In a while
well have axeblade down here for a sjitsjat and uhm... like... ramon will
also pop by with some bong,... bombs for ya' and uhm..... we have theo on
line one, Theo, where you calling from?
Theo: Im calling from Lyon, France....
REd demon: representing Lyon, so what can we play for you?
theo: I want to hear some slammin' house!
red demon: twang can we get some housevibes in here?
twang: im on the case...
triv: thats better, keep digging.... okay cut back!
theo: ?
(deep house beat starts pumping)
Red Demon: Theo in Lyon, we got some deep shit coming here tight now.
You want to dedicate this tune to someone?
Theo: Uh, my posse, to all you in low profile um my girlfiend and
family...
triv: Aight deep soulful house requested by Theo in Lyon... Take
it away Tee!
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...Okay, were back, Sweet tee Dropped some serious shit there, What did you
play there, I guess Theo in Lyon, France where overwhelmed by that row of
Classics, What wa it Maceo?
daddy twang: Aight Theo, We played, DJ Duke "Blow your Whistle", Eddie
Amedor "HouseMusic" after that i played A Roger Sanchez
version of House Of Virginism's "ill be there for you" and
Now Playig j.smooth "promised Land"...
red Demon: Aight that was one of our resident Dj's Sweet mortimer Twang
working the decks... In a few minutes Ramon will take over
the 1 and 2 and let mortimer take 5.
mt: woord!
Red demon: Axeblade And trivial went out te get some beverage, In the
meantime me and mortimer will take a few requests. We have a
caller on line two.... Prince Oh-Gosh, our man in Rotterdam,
whats happening in the harbour tonite?
oh-gosh: Were in full effect here. The Bgirlarmy is here, and bwoy
these new ones are fresh, mortimer, You just have to get
here me and brother Mahleek have full hands here. Can you
Drop down here after the show! Bring redje with you...
mt&red: yah man!
mt: you have the shit going on there we can tell, you want to
send out some shouts?
Oh-Gosh: naaah, just wanted to call you up mortimer because i have
found the kaasboer girl you wanted...
Mt: Shhhh!, paul were on the air here... ehm So you have a
request? What about the dutchteacheress I also requested?
She arrived at the scene yet?
oh gosh: Yeah, you bet your ass she's here. The Requests are taken
care of... Better get here now!
Mt: for you paul, anything brother! Ik ben gek op madeliefjes ya
know... Aight! Redje and Me will take a few more calls and
special requests and well grab a cab and be there in a
flash. well let axeblade and ramon take over the show...
If you just tuned in this is LPSOUL 103.5 FM livandirect! Playing Blazing
Hip Hop, RnB, House, Soul, Your Requests, you name it, Your host for a few
more minutes are yours trully sweet daddy twang and red demon...
.... The number is +1-555-lpsoul.
Ah, shit we have some breaking news here, There are rumours around that
axeblade apparently have joined style. ...... Rewind rewind....
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Security memo [MMO2847512445#-12SE. mission save kirvesnieminen] |figure
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It has come to our knowledge that one of our agents, axebianca has |
been taken as hostage by the style syndicate oy. Style has a history |w
of abusing their members in a to ALA PROFIILE OY standard is not |h
accepteble. We have reason to believe that KirvesBiance is in great |e
danger. |r
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we base this conclusion on the pictures of repe being drugged . · .
abused and and sexually abused time after time on the style ·axe ·
orgies. We dont want to let this happen to a Alaprofiiiile Oy- ·blade·
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There is however a slight chance that äksbläid joined style of own |i
free will, this undercover operation will look into that aswell... |s
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We have decided to send Trival and mortimer on an undecover mission |a
to the finlands capital, helsinki, where we have reason to believe |t
. axeblade is beeing kept. See map, for furter info on the demographic |.
and geographic analyzis... |.
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:::: |SE| = The style Oy center, and location where we believe :
:::: `--' Axeblade is being kept hostage! :
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Based on information from secure sources, The style members
are skilled killerascii makers that does it live and have their
headquarters in the finnish capital named Helsinki (HKI).
The style members reigns in HKI with terror,
Their organisation is very difficult to infiltrate. Attempts has
been done before by the likes of Trivial and others.
However this mission is different. We will send two wich we
believe are two very qualified agents...
They both have backgrounds that makes them suitable for this
mission.
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( // ( \(( /___/ fINLANDSsVENSKA: [%%%%%%%%%%] excellent
\__/____\ )_\__/ fiNNiSH tEMPER: [%%%%%%%% ] good
\ _ / aSKii SpEED: [%% ] poor
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(_______/ Present Location: Daddy tee was sent by force to a
(((_!_))) a secret LP soul surivivor training
camp north of kokkola.
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(/ \_ tRiVIAL KRyLON fACtOR: [%%%%%%%%%%] best
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/____ / tOURiST fiNNiSH: [%%%%% ] ok
__ (_//_) /_ ĐMt pRO-sAUNA-mANNERS: [%%%%%%% ] ok
ķ/ \._/-/-/\ fINLANDSsVENSKA: [% ] terrible
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__/_____/__ Present Location: Trivial is sent with Daddy Tee to
\___/ \_ a secret LP soul surivivor training
\_______/ camp north of kokkola.
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The Istructions They have are these:
1. Take the Lopro controlled silja-extravaganzia to helsinki. Try
to have a low profile in the bar, and avoid the karaoke.
2. When arriving in Helsinki, stay low. just check in on the hotel
sheraton. Do not go to Hartmanns and make fools of yourselves again.
3. Rent a Lada (obs no beamers or any other car this is a direct
order!) Drive cruise the mannerheim drive a few times to see if
you can spot any of the members of style representatives. Do not
draw any unnescessary attention to you asses...
4. When you have spotted a style agent, try to follow him/them to
the style camp.
5. At the spycamp try to get a positive identification of Axeblade.
Leave report to Ramon who will in the harbour at 0900...
6. try to make contact with axeblade and figure out if he actually
koined style by free force. If he did choose to join style under
free will the mission is accoplished. If not. Proceed to step 7.
7. If axeblade did not join you will call Orlingo, tell him this.
"You have a job..." he will respond "yaya...".
8. Hang up and try to leave the country within 3 hours. Do NOT go
doing stickups on ALKO, you have creditcards for that. This is
an direct order... Head for Aadam direct. No excursions!
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BREAKING NEWS: AXEBLAdE JOiNS STYLE,
bY OWN fREE WILL?
Word on the streets of Helsinki is that
Legendary Axeblade Ex Hos, has left the
prestigeuos and worldleading Low Profile
for STYLE OY.... We have Our expert on
the askii skene with us direct from
amsterdam, the netherlands,
Kelly McIntosh. Kelly what is the situation?
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: I am outside the Low Profile Head
.--!-. : Quarters here in amsterdam, and LP's
.( __ ! : Chief Secretary For Public Relations
__ / ( ( ...: ,Lisa Cole just said that they declined
)`- (!!` \ to make a statement at this time when
( __)_.) _) the manegement were discussing eventual
`-)\\_)\-' intervenions and economical actions.
_//(____)___ Roumours saying that lopro will sell
\ \)__.(-- / their 80% of the shares in NOQIA OY to
kelly ---> (\( _! ŊŊ Motorola or Son du'Eric have been heard
`--\ \ \ on wall street NYC today.
ĐMt| \ \_ The shareholders are getting very
!____\(/ nervous
/______\ .....
`------' Over to the studio---
.______________________________________________.
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| ._______ ____ ______|__ .
____!___.\ / Ą_____. _____ / \______ \ |_
\ / |_______| |_ |_\ _\ \__\ (__\
|_______| \ (__\____|______\ ____\ ______/
· ASKEE \___| \__________\
| _._ ____, ·
| ,)ū―ž―ž―. (/ \, Ą
| ritva-> ――ū―ūū―ū― | _, Ą <--kaisa |
| ―ž―ž' ūž( ! __)\ l |
| `ž―'!!―ū' \_)!!(_/ |
| hyvä _\_.'_ __\_./_ \
\ iltaa /)/_/,( ) (__ iltaa |
| ·(_ _) · _|(__ ) / |
|_________ĐMt_)._(__ >____\ ) /____________|
Ritva: welcome to asciiuutiset, todays headlines
are: Axeblade joins Style oy, the scene is
in terror once again. will there be more
drive-bys, more wars, more tragedy, more
killings?
Kaisa: Roumours about lowpro sending agents are
on the streets of boogiedown hki. We will
have an interview with an askee expert on
askiiwars. And maybe he can tell if there
is a risk that low profile will hire the renown
orlingo, from the divine stylers again.
Ritva: Eye withnesses states that they saw mortimer
twang and trivial ykkönen go on board the
silja-extravaganzia in Stockholm 2 hours ago.
.____. ___
| |_ _________ ____\_ \. ______ ___ MEANWHiLE AT
| :// / _// __// |/ _ \/ _/_______ _
| |_ / \/ \| _| / / \_ ///--------------------------- -.
:\____/___/\ \________\:__/___/\___/______\Žm . t w a n g s t u d i o s .|
`-------/________\t^/lp!-----------/ _/------------------.--.-.·.-- -_____-ī
_ _____\__ \ ______ ____ _____|_ |·.. ·_ / _///
.------------------------ --\\\_ / \\ /_/ / \ _:/ |/ |.·_ \. \ Ž
| l . o . w . . p . r . o . s / /\ \ / /| \ \| | .· / | \
`-----------------------------/___________\____\________\_____|_·|_____|\ \
For those of ya'll that dont know, twang studios are the studios. /_______//
from where the lpsoul is managed... Twang studios also hosts re- ·.
lease parties. and all that superstars does...
____._ .――ūž.
/ |_ .ž―žū―ū―. _______
| __`( ―ž―žž――ū― \_ \ ___________
_j / ) / ―' `ž―ž―' / /_____Ą _ \
\ ( \\(_ `// `žž' _|...../ // Ą/____/
`--\_.)' `Ž.-'__ : \__________________| _______
__) ( /)/__/,( : _____:_ /\ .____ \_ \
) _ \____(_ _) \ .__:_ / _/_/ \___| \ ____ / /_______.
ĐMt^lP \__ \__ ) ( \ >| \\ \ / \/ _/ // |
( /__ (_//_____)__ |___________/> </___________\\______________|
_.-)///._-Ą- \ / _ \\ : /___/\___\ rDm
/( (__--..Ķ:::..\\ (·)/\\ : :
/ \______/)|··_·__\`____/_ : L P S: O U L - 1 0 3. 5 F M\
/____________!_____//______/ :........:_
_ \_________/ ____ ____________________!
_\ /___//____________________Ą_
...And we are back on the air again... Well We have now understood that
axebladenius aint out bying beveregeege... Uhm, And mortimer just left for
Kokkola with Trivial, We will have a live report from the silja extravaginzia
when they get to the bar... That leaves us to this... We are out for tonight,
we will leave you out chief of staff sexetarian, monique, to handle the decks
and the shout outs...
monique: Monique here representing the Low profile steele. The main
host had some business to take care of, but yours trully,
Monique and Dj Treesha will be taking requests your calls and
shit for now... in the meantime Dj Treesha has some hotshit
on the wheels of steel, the real deal,
that will make you feel...
Dj Treesha: Honestly honestly ... honestly, this new plate from planet
lork records is hot. Honestly, these beats are fresh, make
that with a capital F. sounds def, nevertheless... Check this
net joint out now....
monique: yeah, lets.. And for ya'll that dont know, youre Listening
to WLPS Low pro Soul at 103.5 FM and im monique,
Dj Treesha: and me be Dj treesha!
We out!
.____
..... ______._ | _ /
..... o1. dezibel ............._,-' `-......... _!///
_______:::::__________________________::::::___ _ / ) \_ :(....)
.......::::· :::::: ( ______\_ ( ::::::::
_ ......_ \( \` lP! .:·:::·
. /______ )\\ ! )_( · ·
/ / _ \ _`Ž.-'__ SOULSURVIVORS
/ /_ / ///(__//_(_ PART TWO
_ ___ ___ / ĐMt / / / ( )/ / LOWPROSOUL FM
___ //__/ \_____/ _____/ ) \ ) BEATS & SKITS
// ____________________________ ____ /____\ _____/ )___________ __
//_( // /_..... __\ //
.....
..:::::.. Dezibel for the very same!
·:::::· klin och fin like you wanted
·:· it....
________ ________
\ / _____ ______\ / _______ _____.
____\ \______ / \ _/_____// / / \_______/ |
/ \___/ \____/_ /___\ | /___\ ____\ / |
\_________\ ____\ /________________!____/ \_____________\______|
\____________\ /_________/ ĐMt
.____
..... ______._ | _ /
..... o2. Drugstore ............._,-' `-......... _!///
_______:::::__________________________::::::___ _ / ) \_ :(....)
.......::::· :::::: ( ______\_ ( ::::::::
_ ......_ \( \` lP! .:·:::·
. /______ )\\ ! )_( · ·
/ / _ \ _`Ž.-'__ SOULSURVIVORS
/ /_ / ///(__//_(_ PART TWO
_ ___ ___ / ĐMt / / / ( )/ / LOWPROSOUL FM
___ //__/ \_____/ _____/ ) \ ) BEATS & SKITS
// ____________________________ ____ /____\ _____/ )___________ __
//_( // /_..... __\ //
.....
::::: drugstore for.... ehm was it
..:::::.. speedevil maybe? i hope so.
·:::::· here it is anyway...
·:·
_______ ____ _
\ / _____________ ________ ____. /_
_____\ \____.__\ / \ ____\ / _____ / Ą______ \__ ĐMt
/ \__./ Ą \ \ \ / \ |/ \ _| \_____
\_________Ą _|________\_______/_\ _\____! \__/\ ____\ /
!___/ \ ______\_________\ \______/ \____________\
\______\
.____
..... ______._ | _ /
..... o3. AeroHolics ............._,-' `-......... _!///
_______:::::__________________________::::::___ _ / ) \_ :(....)
.......::::· :::::: ( ______\_ ( ::::::::
_ ......_ \( \` lP! .:·:::·
. /______ )\\ ! )_( · ·
/ / _ \ _`Ž.-'__ SOULSURVIVORS
/ /_ / ///(__//_(_ PART TWO
_ ___ ___ / ĐMt / / / ( )/ / LOWPROSOUL FM
___ //__/ \_____/ _____/ ) \ ) BEATS & SKITS
// ____________________________ ____ /____\ _____/ )___________ __
//_( // /_..... __\ //
.....
::::: aeroholics for the cologne
..:::::.. lorkers, yard sneakers,
·:::::· art-rebels, innovators,
·:· motivators....
_________
________ \_ ___ _\
________ _.______ \ / ______ )\\ \ ( ĐMt
__\ /_____ ! /____· / / \ _\\__· \ _________ _____
\ \__/ / \.__/ __/ \ /___\ _ \/ \ ____ \/ // \
/________\ ___\ \___\ \_/ \/_____/ \\ \ · /____/_\ _\
lP! \_________\ \_______/ \_____/ /_____!·!! \________________\
.------------------------------------------------- - (_- __) ---------------.
| `-°' |
| |
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.____
..... ______._ | _ /
..... o4. Aeroholics File id ............._,-' `-......... _!///
_______:::::__________________________::::::___ _ / ) \_ :(....)
.......::::· :::::: ( ______\_ ( ::::::::
_ ......_ \( \` lP! .:·:::·
. /______ )\\ ! )_( · ·
/ / _ \ _`Ž.-'__ SOULSURVIVORS
/ /_ / ///(__//_(_ PART TWO
_ ___ ___ / ĐMt / / / ( )/ / LOWPROSOUL FM
___ //__/ \_____/ _____/ ) \ ) BEATS & SKITS
// ____________________________ ____ /____\ _____/ )___________ __
// /_..... __\ //
.....
::::: Aeroholics File Id....
..:::::.. These cats have hot packs
·:::::· check em out. Mt&t^ recommends
·:· them paques nothing they lacks
A 3 r O h O L i C S ___________
________ \_ ./
________\ / ______ \ ___. ! ___.
__\ / / / \ \\ ! · Ą
\ \___/ ·/ /_____\ ___\ )·___( ĐMtĄ
/_________\___/ _____\ |! |
. \______\ · |
| |
| |
| |
| |
|________________________________________|
.____
..... ______._ | _ /
..... o5. Ahs special treat ............._,-' `-......... _!///
_______:::::__________________________::::::___ _ / ) \_ :(....)
.......::::· :::::: ( ______\_ ( ::::::::
_ ......_ \( \` lP! .:·:::·
. /______ )\\ ! )_( · ·
/ / _ \ _`Ž.-'__ SOULSURVIVORS
/ /_ / ///(__//_(_ PART TWO
_ ___ ___ / ĐMt / / / ( )/ / LOWPROSOUL FM
___ //__/ \_____/ _____/ ) \ ) BEATS & SKITS
// ____________________________ ____ /____\ _____/ )___________ __
//_( // /_..... __\ //
.....
::::: One of them requests saying,
..:::::.. Ey tee make us a logo with one
·:::::· of them afro pimpsters, Well
·:· i usually go, no way conny ray
but if it is zaner on the line
it's more like luke: okay
let me take my time
ill it will end up juzz fine
_ ____
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· _____\ _ \ (`―ž - ž' ) ________ _.______ /
\\ _ _\) \\ \ \_ `--o'__/. __\ /_____ ! /____
_____ \\\\ \ __//\/) \> ( \ \__/ / \.__/ __/ \ ____
\ _ _\_\ _ ___ \. !_/ / /\ \__ /________\ ___\ \___\ \ /___
_\\\\ \ \\ __\_(__) / / < ! / \_________\ \_______/ //
\ \ _ \ ·(___/ \_/ | _/ _)(_ _______ ___ ·/
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· _/ (____)) ____/ \/_____/ | / /____/_\ _\
\_ _ _ __\!_\\ \_____/ /______! \________________\
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_______:::::__________________________::::::___ _ / ) \_ :(....)
.......::::· :::::: ( ______\_ ( ::::::::
_ ......_ \( \` lP! .:·:::·
. /______ )\\ ! )_( · ·
/ / _ \ _`Ž.-'__ SOULSURVIVORS
/ /_ / ///(__//_(_ PART TWO
_ ___ ___ / ĐMt / / / ( )/ / LOWPROSOUL FM
___ //__/ \_____/ _____/ ) \ ) BEATS & SKITS
// ____________________________ ____ /____\ _____/ )___________ __
//_( // /_..... __\ //
.....
::::: eyeyey, more raggaraskee
..:::::.. make them volvo maruders flee
·:::::· however sir dezibel le dezible
·:· im afraid im bound to be
misereble
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..... o7. Theralite ............._,-' `-......... _!///
_______:::::__________________________::::::___ _ / ) \_ :(....)
.......::::· :::::: ( ______\_ ( ::::::::
_ ......_ \( \` lP! .:·:::·
. /______ )\\ ! )_( · ·
/ / _ \ _`Ž.-'__ SOULSURVIVORS
/ /_ / ///(__//_(_ PART TWO
_ ___ ___ / ĐMt / / / ( )/ / LOWPROSOUL FM
___ //__/ \_____/ _____/ ) \ ) BEATS & SKITS
// ____________________________ ____ /____\ _____/ )___________ __
//_( // /_..... __\ //
.....
::::: argus gainx and mighty will be
..:::::.. one day you all will see
·:::::· theralite aint as fly as
·:· LPSOUL kryptonite
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värtasatama.... tukholma, ruotsi.... värtahamnen stocktown, sweden...
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Sneaking from the shadows on the cargobay... Low profile agents trivister
and honoureble mortimer tee gets on the silja extravaganzia unseen, or...?
Some lost soul saw the two heroes sneak on to the ferry... This is due to
the sad fact that SystemetPlastic bags are somehow designed to make the
liquor to make so much noice as possible. How they managed to do this
design to work is one the the questions lowpro scientists are close to
crack....
.____
..... ______._ | _ /
..... o8. Tommy ............._,-' `-......... _!///
_______:::::__________________________::::::___ _ / ) \_ :(....)
.......::::· :::::: ( ______\_ ( ::::::::
_ ......_ \( \` lP! .:·:::·
. /______ )\\ ! )_( · ·
/ / _ \ _`Ž.-'__ SOULSURVIVORS
/ /_ / ///(__//_(_ PART TWO
_ ___ ___ / ĐMt / / / ( )/ / LOWPROSOUL FM
___ //__/ \_____/ _____/ ) \ ) BEATS & SKITS
// ____________________________ ____ /____\ _____/ )___________ __
//_( // /_..... __\ //
.....
::::: tommy dont even think about
..:::::.. quittin
·:::::· u will be reminissin days in
·:· divine stylers, we be hittin
pack after pack and pack
_______._ ________ you will be back
_\ _Ą _____\ _ /_____________ ________ _
.\\\ (__\ \__/ \ _ /___\ ///-----.
___!_ \____! / /______/__\____/ \ \____ __|__
`/-------\______/ /_____/__\ \ \\-'
______________________\_____\__/
\ __________________\ ĐMt
\__________\
.____
..... ______._ | _ /
..... o9. Zaner ............._,-' `-......... _!///
_______:::::__________________________::::::___ _ / ) \_ :(....)
.......::::· :::::: ( ______\_ ( ::::::::
_ ......_ \( \` lP! .:·:::·
. /______ )\\ ! )_( · ·
/ / _ \ _`Ž.-'__ SOULSURVIVORS
/ /_ / ///(__//_(_ PART TWO
_ ___ ___ / ĐMt / / / ( )/ / LOWPROSOUL FM
___ //__/ \_____/ _____/ ) \ ) BEATS & SKITS
// ____________________________ ____ /____\ _____/ )___________ __
//_( // /_..... __\ //
.....
::::: aber doch die presidenten
..:::::.. von distrubitionen im der
·:::::· zonen wor ascii ist im
·:· diskussionen... eh...
=)
________ president of
________\ / d i s t r u b u t i o n ______ _.______
/ \ \__/ \._________ _/ \____ ! /
/_ /_________/ / _______) _____\ / __/
/______/ \___/ /_______\ _________\___\
--------- - /________________________\ ------ -
.____
..... ______._ | _ /
..... 1o. Lork Ltd ............._,-' `-......... _!///
_______:::::__________________________::::::___ _ / ) \_ :(....)
.......::::· :::::: ( ______\_ ( ::::::::
_ ......_ \( \` lP! .:·:::·
. /______ )\\ ! )_( · ·
/ / _ \ _`Ž.-'__ SOULSURVIVORS
/ /_ / ///(__//_(_ PART TWO
_ ___ ___ / ĐMt / / / ( )/ / LOWPROSOUL FM
___ //__/ \_____/ _____/ ) \ ) BEATS & SKITS
// ____________________________ ____ /____\ _____/ )___________ __
//_( // /_..... __\ //
.....
::::: KIM FÖR FAAAAN, PALLRA DIG
..:::::.. TiLLL GOTET då FOR FAN SÅ
·:::::· MAN FÅR TAG PÅ DIG HAHAHA
·:· SALLEEM ALEIKUM BROTHER!
________ ________
_______. _.______ /_ / _______. \ _\
\ |________! / / / \ |____. ____\ \
\ / \ __/___/ / \ / |/_ \__._/
\___/ /___\ / _/_ \___/ (__/________\ ĐMt
\_______/ /____\______/ /______|
.____
..... ______._ | _ /
..... 1đ. not james hardkeks ............._,-' `-......... _!///
_______:::::__________________________::::::___ _ / ) \_ :(....)
.......::::· :::::: ( ______\_ ( ::::::::
_ ......_ \( \` lP! .:·:::·
. /______ )\\ ! )_( · ·
/ / _ \ _`Ž.-'__ SOULSURVIVORS
/ /_ / ///(__//_(_ PART TWO
_ ___ ___ / ĐMt / / / ( )/ / LOWPROSOUL FM
___ //__/ \_____/ _____/ ) \ ) BEATS & SKITS
// ____________________________ ____ /____\ _____/ )___________ __
//_( // /_..... __\ //
.....
::::: apu what did happen to this
..:::::.. project ??? hehehe
·:::::·
·:·
.::. N O T .::.
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`::::.::::: :::·::: :::: ::::: :::::. `::::. :::::::· ..::.
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`::::::::::::..::: ... ::· `:::: `·::::::::::·' :::: .·::'
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/_ / _________.______\ _/ _ ________ _ ________
/ / __\ /! / \ \ ///_ /_____ ///_ /
/ /__\ _\___/ / __/___\ \ / / \_____/ /_____
/____/ \/_______\___\ \___/__/ / _____\ / / \
\____/ \________\ / _/_\___________\ _/__ /__
_________ _____________ /___\______/ /____/_____\/_______/
_\ / _______ _\ (____\__
) \___/ \/ \ \___/ / /_________ Đmt
\_________\ \________\_____/ / __________
__________\_______/ · \___/ /_______\ \
\ _____\ /________________________\
\_________/
.____
..... ______._ | _ /
..... 1ē. T13N ............._,-' `-......... _!///
_______:::::__________________________::::::___ _ / ) \_ :(....)
.......::::· :::::: ( ______\_ ( ::::::::
_ ......_ \( \` lP! .:·:::·
. /______ )\\ ! )_( · ·
/ / _ \ _`Ž.-'__ SOULSURVIVORS
/ /_ / ///(__//_(_ PART TWO
_ ___ ___ / ĐMt / / / ( )/ / LOWPROSOUL FM
___ //__/ \_____/ _____/ ) \ ) BEATS & SKITS
// ____________________________ ____ /____\ _____/ )___________ __
//_( // /_..... __\ //
.....
::::: a treat for the king
..:::::..
·:::::·
·:·
___________
\ \
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\ _Ą /____/ /_____\ ____/ / __
.\ (__\ /_____\ /_____
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.____
..... ______._ | _ /
..... 1ģ. Giants ............._,-' `-......... _!///
_______:::::__________________________::::::___ _ / ) \_ :(....)
.......::::· :::::: ( ______\_ ( ::::::::
_ ......_ \( \` lP! .:·:::·
. /______ )\\ ! )_( · ·
/ / _ \ _`Ž.-'__ SOULSURVIVORS
/ /_ / ///(__//_(_ PART TWO
_ ___ ___ / ĐMt / / / ( )/ / LOWPROSOUL FM
___ //__/ \_____/ _____/ ) \ ) BEATS & SKITS
// ____________________________ ____ /____\ _____/ )___________ __
//_( // /_..... __\ //
.....
::::: this next one goes out to
..:::::.. the king of lowcats. cats of
·:::::· all cats in zweden... guffaw
·:·
: :: ::::::::::::.
_ ______ :
______ _________ / : ____
/ \ ______\ /· ĐMt: ______._ / \
_________ \ \\___\_ \___/ \____ · \ _!____\ ___\
/ /______\______/ /_________ \_____\ (_________\
/______________________\\____/ /_____\ \___!
\_____
\_____ _
·
:
:
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: :: ::: :::::::::::::::::·
____._ .――ūž.
/ |_ .ž―žū―ū―. _______
| __`( ―ž―žž――ū― \_ \ ___________
_j / ) / ―' `ž―ž―' / /_____Ą _ \
\ ( \\(_ `// `žž' _|...../ // Ą/____/
`--\_.)' `Ž.-'__ : \__________________| _______
__) ( /)/__/,( : _____:_ /\ .____ \_ \
) _ \____(_ _) \ .__:_ / _/_/ \___| \ ____ / /_______.
ĐMt^lP \__ \__ ) ( \ >| \\ \ / \/ _/ // |
( /__ (_//_____)__ |___________/> </___________\\______________|
_.-)///._-Ą- \ / _ \\ : /___/\___\ rDm
/( (__--..Ķ:::..\\ (·)/\\ : :
/ \______/)|··_·__\`____/_ : L P S: O U L - 1 0 3. 5 F M\
/____________!_____//______/ :........:_
_ \_________/ ____ ____________________!
_\ /___//____________________Ą_
And were back again... youre tuned into double-u ell pee ess one o five point
five effem for those of you who just tuned in... stand by for some some more.
Monique: We gonna tell you all what you just saw fly by, just incase
you missed it or were to loaded to get it... so far dj tresha
Dj Treesha: thats me
monique: aye
Dj Treesha: word up yeah
monique: we played
Dj Treesha: dezibel the arcade homie
monique: word word and after that decisevly funky one you dropped
one named drugstore right?
Dj Treesha: yeah, it was drugstore designed to suit speedevil's board
or whatever. that logo was hot.
monique: yeah, amen to that sister.
Dj Treesha: then we played three special treats for the aeroholics crew
monique: aeroholics crew representing
Dj Treesha: cologne
monique: eu du aerosol
Dj Treesha: word up sis, then after that suite we dropped a remix of
the arcade logo the brother tee did just before he left for
that mission, salleem aleikum tee.
monique: Salleem aleikum, tee... and to trivinen too.
Dj Treesha: yeah.
monique: oh we lost the line again, giggle.. nevertheless after that
theralite and a brief report from the vaerteharbour boogiedee
stocktown...
Dj Treesha: After that Tommy for the very same
monique: representing dual crew
Dj Treesha: shinin'
monique: blazin brothers. still representin the c64..
Dj Treesha: ayee
monique: then the mighty mighty mighty zaner
Dj Treesha: main minister
monique: the disciple
Dj Treesha: of communication
monique: of ageema blues, brothers representing the true
hiphop flavour in their own unique way....
Dj Treesha: yeah they represent..
monique: Lork limited after that joint
Dj Treesha: Yeah Lork up in the place, then this wiiiiierd request by
apu again... once again ... not james t hardkeks... i dont
know who that hardkeks cat is, but he seems to be hot..
monique: ayee.
Dj Treesha: then I dropped these mint-fresh-rare special handouts for
the hero of lowcats in the swedish jungle on the highlands
monique: yeah, it was a rare one "t13n" followed by a Giants logo for
Dj Treesha: diskmags and shit.
monique: Aye, And we will stop rambling here, sister take us back into
the mix!
Dj Treesha: word up.
monique: As mentioned before, this is Lopro Soul 103.5 FM. im monique
Dj Treesha: im treesha
monique: back into the mix sister.
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::::: wierd name for a logo, but when
..:::::.. guffaw calls the shots you have
·:::::· no choice.
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/ /_ / ///(__//_(_ PART TWO
_ ___ ___ / ĐMt / / / ( )/ / LOWPROSOUL FM
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::::: Your retailer in sauna,
..:::::.. steambaths, letkäjenkka
·:::::· and askee...
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::::: a little tasty treat for argus
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..:::::.. axeblade, get back into Lopro
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and we are back again, once again: your tuned into Lowpro Soul 103.5 FM.
Okey we are about to wrap it up for now and let misfit and stratos play
their sets here... But first we have to tell you all what you just saw...
Dj Treesha: Since we last left you we started to kick off two more
of those only for guffaw pieces... RNO and that hot
"Dybbuk" one... That was a hot one...
monique: Definatly, daddy has some wild moves from time to time
Dj Treesha: yeaa... well after that he made a
monique: Style Oy
Dj Treesha: oh why?
monique: yeah thats some finnish abbrevatation or something i
dont know the tourist finnish as good as our daddy does.
Dj Treesha: nevertheless, honestly that style logo was hot!
monique: hope they will use it grin.
Dj Treesha: ayee. after that a theralite file id
for those theralite players again..
monique: then two fast scentic logos after after that what
can we say?
Dj Treesha: Were Speechless...
monique: Axeblade logo raw deluxe... he better use it :D
Dj Treesha: yeah, i havent really felt good since you told me the
word that axeblade left...
monique: snif
Dj Treesha: snif
monique: snif
Dj Treesha: snif
monique: well... we chose...snif to wrap the mix up with
Dj Treesha: mono211
monique: mono211 bboys and sisters... props out to them... peace..
Dj Treesha: yeah we have daddy and ramone in mono211 to represent where
the love is coming from...
Dj Treesha: Aight thats just about all for now... we better move on to
them creds..
monique: Aight sister.... Lets Go:
Dj Treesha: Lork Piece by trivial
monique: this lovely LP SOUL logo next to us was made by
by our tribefather and spiritual leader Red Demon
Dj Treesha: Divas Inc logotype delivered by the notorious trivial again.
monique: crazy cat
Dj Treesha: Ramone showed us yet again how the letters are supposed to
be twisted in the, honestly, fat low profile piece in the
intro.
monique: twang studios, the ones were chillin in now...
Dj Treesha: ...yet AGAIN trivial doing it real...
monique: well that sums it up doesn't it?
Dj Treesha: yeah... no personal shout outs or props.
monique: On behalf of the whole Low profile organisation; we say
Dj Treesha: props to all we know. Friends past
monique: present
Dj Treesha: and future.
monique: We are out of here.... Stay tuned for more....
Okay, will trivial and mortimer manage to survive on the silja line
extravagzia cocktail bar alive? especially with those credit cards?
And if they do, will they be sober enought to meet up with style?
Who will booze who under the table?
time will tell....
Peace out....
Mt
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